If “Die Beautiful” is a bit more discreet and cautious, this one surely throws all care and political correctness into the wind. Martin has four unabashed sex scenes. He has homosexual love scenes complete with unrestrained pumping with Kiko Matos in a tricycle and with Akihiro Blanco inside a taxi cab. He gets raped by a perverted pastor, Jojit Lorenzo, and also has a heterosexual sex scene with a pokpok, Chai Fonacier. Somehow, he seems to soar above all the depravity.

But judging from the hearty reaction of the crowd that watched the uncensored version at UP Film Center, they’re all lapping it up with glee and are obviously gratified by all the gross out jokes that liberally use the Tagalog words for genitals, sexual intercourse, etc. At one point, one character even tells all the others: “Magtsupaan na lang kaya tayong lahat.”
Of course, the intended shock value makes the audience roar with even more raucous laughter and find the movie an outrageously funny ride. We just don’t know if the censored version to be shown in movie theaters this week will still contain all those ribald jokes.
The movie is also a wish fulfillment for promiscuous gays. Two guys, both married, are fighting it out to win Martin’s affection, with one wife ever so willing to share her husband with him. How lucky can a debauched drag queen get, right? And in the movie’s happy ending, he gets them both and he’s even shown sleeping between the two of them with a very much contented smile on his lips. So, all those libertine gays that pine for the attention of guys who they cannot even lure to take a look at them, eat your hearts out.

But it’s Paolo Ballesteros who leaves an indelible impression even if his character, Trisha, already died in the first movie. He appears in only two scenes and Paolo rules them both, particularly when he makes an impersonation of the Blessed Virgin Mary. Marian devotees might seriously be offended but you can’t just dismiss the fact that Paolo is truly stunning and hilarious in this highly irreverent scene.